thecaptaincandraw:

“FEED ME!”

(Source: 2000ish)

• Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
• Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

(Source: gypsyaddie)

(Source: jaredbottoms)

itsvondell:

Now I know what true power feels like

casteilnovak:

watchtheskytonight:

flaaffytaaffy:

my brothers say that if this gets 500,000 notes i get to get out of the cage

goddammit we’re getting you out of hell ourselves 

if we get enough notes we need to take a screen shot and tweet it to the writers.

curseboxes:

i’m sorry

honkydoodledandy:

So “Teddy Roosevelt Mascot” is the best thing ive ever googled ever.

oktotally:

prime directive